Platform
- Install bike racks in town to encourage use of alternate transit
- Keep Fairfax dollars in Fairfax
- Bring outside dollars to Fairfax by promoting our local businesses
- Have interns on hand at Town Council meetings to provide foot massages for disheartened onlookers
- Require that Councilmembers only respond to open time comments in pig latin
- Start town-endorsed wireless interent, to be paid for by town-sponsored events
- Promote local businesses by endorsing contests with local business supplying gift certificates as prizes
- Create a Fairfax Towelie Band department to handle PR and television news crews that continue to pester our town with a story that doesn't exist.
- Parade Alan Bengyel, our esteemed Town Administrator, in a toga down Broadway at 4pm on the Summer solstice to kick off the new Fairfax Bacchus wine festival
- Create some kind of sticker or official certificate so cops can refrain from issuing parking tickets to people who are responsible enough to know they shouldn't drive home after imbibing in our local clubs.
- Making the eastern business area of Fairfax more included in the 'downtown' scene.
- Ensure that all crosswalks and street corners are wheelchair accessible